He said, 'Hey baby, would you care to dance?
Are you ready for a fine romance?'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, you fancy a drive?
If you kiss real good, I'll make you my wife.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, till death us do part,
I sure do love you, I give you my heart.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, no need to be coy,
now spread those legs and let's make a boy.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
'Hey baby, a princess with curls,
but I want a boy next time, now that's a good girl.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, you gotta quit this hate.
You know I gotta be working late.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, please don't you moan,
it's just a splash of my new cologne.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, I've forgotten your name,
I'm too busy chasing some younger dame.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, you make me what do I do,
it's your fault I beat you black and blue.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, if you didn't whine,
I wouldn't have to hit you all of the time.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, you think I don't dare
to push you down that flight of stairs?'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, you're still my wife,
why don't you go and put down that knife?'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, I know I'm no good,
but baby, baby, look at the blood.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, I know I've told lies,
but please, baby, no, not the eyes.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, I'm screaming with pain,
you know I'll never see again.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
He said, 'Hey baby, look what you've done.
Congratulations, look, baby you won.'
Is not quite what his words did say
but his blue eyes sure gave him away.
I darn well know what I did see,
and what those peepers were telling me.
And now they're mine, in my hand
as I take off my wedding band.
